Zooey Deschanel brainstorms baby names and quietly contemplates her future.

Serene Approach Deschanel

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Serene loves mashed peas, but Zooey can’t really stand them unless she’s sautéd a minced clove of garlic to mix in first.

Baron Whisk Deschanel

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Baron sneaks a pocketful of sand into the house again. Zooey likes to think that he got the rascal gene from her side of the family.

Blank Moleskine Deschanel

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Zooey looks at Blank as he babbles and plays on the carpet. She raises her fingers into a rectangular frame like a director and thinks, “Will his head always be that pointy?”

Zipper Distance Deschanel

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Little Zips always pees in the bathtub. “Boys!” laughs Zooey, and wrinkles her nose.

Lasso Polaroid Deschanel

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Zooey absentmindedly rubs Lasso’s velveteen overall strap against her cheek, humming a tune that came to her in a dream.

Florizel Munroe Deschanel

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Florizel has learned that “no” is an option when answering Zooey. She just hopes that one day she’ll be able to impress upon him the importance of saying “yes” to new experiences.

Ginger Bangtrim Deschanel

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Zooey leaves some crayons in the dryer–she forgot that Ginger likes to keep them buttoned up in her shirt breast pocket like Daddy’s pencils! Ginger cries to see her clothes ruined, but Zooey just grabs the whole art bucket and laughs, “What else can we melt?”

Olivia-Rose Biodiversity Deschanel

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“Cookie sprinkles are nature’s glitter,” Zooey tells Oli, licking her fingers.

Rivulet Intention Deschanel

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Zooey has been agonizing for hours about how to tell Riv’s baby yoga teacher that he’s just not a fan of Iyengar.

Willow Th'whisp Deschanel

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Zooey largely regrets the decision to put Willow in cloth diapers but swears she’ll carry that secret to her grave.